Going back to the roots of Explosive Action with a look at Six DTV Action Films from the 2010s!
I take a look at the films Bullet (Danny Trejo), Raze (Zoe Bell), Hijacked (Randy Couture), 6 Bullets (Jean-Claude Van Damme), Icarus: The Killing Machine (Dolph Lundgren) and Code of Honor (Steven Seagal).
Tagline:
Back for War.
Movie Review:
To say that I've been looking forward to seeing The Expendables 2 is like saying "I quite enjoy breathing". I needed to see this movie, as my wife will attest to, and it simply did not disappoint. If you are a fan of big, dumb 80's style action films, a fan of the first movie, or somebody who thought the first movie needed to go further, then all you need to know is "go see this film immediately".
The film opens in Nepal as mercenaries are bludgeoning a captive prisoner. Enter: The Expendables - Toll Road (Randy Couture), Hale Caesar (Terry Crews), Gunner (Dolph Lundgren), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham) and Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) to save the day with tanks, missiles, and endless rounds of ammunition unleashed upon enemy forces resulting in CG-gore head-shots (which look pretty good to my eyes, and not obviously cartoon-y - just over the top!), and newcomer Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) sniping from a distance with his 50 calibre rifle. Jet Li even pulls out the martial arts with saucepans like a late 70's Hong Kong film. It's hard to put in words how awesome this opening scene is.
Rescuing their target (and somebody else who was in the wrong place at the wrong time) the team fly home for some R&R. That's when Church (Bruce Willis) shows up demanding that a debt to him be paid by Barney Ross, so the team set out to retrieve a package from a safe in a downed plane. Sounds like an easy pay check but Ross has to agree to take specialist Maggie (Nan Yu) along with him. Of course it all goes terribly wrong when somebody else is after the package - Villain (Jean-Claude Van Damme), a ruthless arms dealer - and one of the Expendables crew is killed in action by a knife to the throat held by Villain's right-hand-man, Hector (the awesome Scott Adkins). So what does a team of old mercenaries do? "Track 'em, find 'em, kill 'em!" … with a few old friends showing up along the way to give a helping hand.
This was a great, great action movie. If movies are based solely on the amount of fun you have watching them, then The Expendables 2 is up there with the best. Don't be stupid and look for deep meaning, just giggle like a schoolgirl when Schwarzenegger, Stallone and Willis empty an entire airport with automatic weapons! Laugh as Lundgren gets drunk and tries to crack on to Nan Yu's Maggie. Fist-pump the air as Terry Crews brings out the automatic shotgun from the first film and dismembers wave after wave of bad guy. Grin from ear to ear as Jason Statham dressed as a priest declares "I now pronounce you man and knife!". Cheer as Chuck Norris appears out of the smoke and forgets how to act entirely (Arnie is a bit rusty too, but who the hell cares?). Even Nan Yu (also in Dolph Lundgren's "Diamond Dogs") gets her fair share of carnage in.
"I'll be back!", "You've been back enough! It's time for me to be back!"
If you thought the first film had a lot of back-slapping referential humour, you ain't seen nothing yet! Any time Schwarzenegger, Willis and Stallone share a scene it's just a constant stream of "Rambo", "I'll be back" and "Yippie-ki-yay" lines. You'll cringe but you'll love it at the same time. They are clearly having a whale of a time doing it and you'll have a whale of a time watching it. And you may have read it elsewhere but Chuck Norris does crack a Chuck Norris Fact joke - and it's brilliantly awful.
Van Damme is excellent as the plutonium-obsessed leader Villain who forces slaves to dig mines looking for the lost Russian chemicals of destruction. His twisted portrayal of the character gives you someone to hate and also makes you wonder why JCVD doesn't do bad-guy roles more often - he previously only seemed to do them when he appears in the movie as two characters ala Replicant. Scott Adkins' Hector is just as great as his right-hand-man, and is ruthless in carrying out orders given to him by Villain. And yes, we get to see both dudes roundhouse kicking members of Ross' team - Van Damme's still got it!
Downsides? Well Yin Yang is only in the opening scene before making a discreet exit out of the plane with a parachute over China, to which a disappointed Gunner asks "Who am I going to make fun of now?" and Yin replies "Find another minority". Toll Road, Hale Caesar and Gunner are pushed more to the background than the first movie with no real shining moments given to any of them - though Gunner does try to save the day in one instance with his degree in Chemical Engineering; a degree that Dolph Lundgren actually has! The end fights involving Adkins and JCVD could have been longer but that is really splitting hairs - they were great as they were. Any other downsides revolve around similar issues people had with the first movie; that is some of the emotional plot lines were a bit forced and didn't quite work. That issue is still apparent here when Sly talks with Hemsworth or Nan Yu but not as bad as the attempts with Mickey Rourke were in the first film.
The Expendables 2 is the cure to all the Mission Impossible 17's and Bourne Whatever's of the world. No brains, all brawn, big guns and fun dialogue. Directed this time by Simon West who has helmed Con Air and Tomb Raider, he films a frenetic action film that only resorts to shaky-cam once by my count and looks a treat, outside a few overly-dark moments including the final Stallone/JCVD fight. Another classic in Nu Image's action repository. See this now!
Highlight:
There are many, many glorious moments in this film but I have to give it up for the few appearances we get of Chuck Norris. Every time he appears on screen he gets his own theme song. He cracks a Chuck Norris joke, badly, and it's brilliant. And he gets one of the funniest kills in the movie where the resultant headshot is viewed through the full body security scanner at the airport. Boom!
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Watched at the cinema, and worth every dollar!
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Tagline:
Revenge is all he has left.
Back of DVD:
As a mob enforcer, Ben Archer (action superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme: back to his hard hitting best!) worked for criminals. Now, as a cop, he works to put them behind bars. But his personal and professional lives collide the day his wife takes in the runaway daughter of a Triad gang boss... and is brutally murdered for her interference.
Hell-bent on revenge, Archer joins forces with his old underworld friends... and wages an all-out war against the Triads that will leave a wake of death unlike any city has ever seen before.
Movie Review:
First of all, if you are reading these reviews sequentially, apologies for the delay in getting this review up. It's just been one of those weeks, but I'm back now to continue this unintentional expose of B-action superstars that I started with Steven Seagal's "A Dangerous Man" and followed by Dolph Lundgren's "The Shooter". Who knows where this will go, but it seems like a good theme to run with.
The movie starts with a flashback of a car chase shootout that seems to end badly as it cuts to Jean-Claude Van Damme sitting in a morgue between two corpses with a mournful and defeated expression on his face. This cuts to JCVD, who seems to work at a club, saying to colleagues that he has had enough and wants out. Something is not right in the land of Van Damme; but to which order events are taking place in we are not sure of yet (all very Pulp Fiction). This intro scene would feel more at home in his excellent self-titled movie made a few years later.
A boat load of illegal Chinese immigrants arrives at the city docks and are processed by INS. One of the INS workers at the scene (Van Damme's wife Cynthia, played by Lisa King) feels sympathy for a teenage girl that was on the boat and takes her home for the night instead of leaving her at a processing centre. Van Damme has a son of his own and tries to bond with the girl over ice cream. Also, I have to mention early on that the only actors in this movie that I couldn't stand were JCVD's wife and son; his wife in particular has a whiny, permanently whispering voice that annoyed the hell out of me. Perhaps that is why she has only done two other things besides this movie, according to IMDB anyway, including a DTV sequel for Home Alone.
Meanwhile, a Chinese business man with nice shoes disembarks from a private jet and enters a waiting black limousine (i.e. he's evil). He is Sun Quan (Simon Yan, a veteran of Chinese cinema) a triad crime lord who is actually smuggling drugs in the boat along with the people. When he meets with a crooked INS cop from the docks we even learn that some of the people smuggled died due to heroin packages they had swallowed bursting in their stomachs. Harsh. What we also learn is that the girl being accommodated by Van Damme's wife is Quan's daughter. Oh no.
Cynthia is at home having lunch with her parents, family and her temporarily adopted immigrant daughter (but no JCVD) when an armed gang of triads smash in and kill everybody in the room, including Cynthia. Quan's daughter escapes but JCVD's son is kidnapped. When Van Damme arrives home to his dead wife he understandably loses it and begins to methodically piece together how to get his son back and avenge his wife, while protecting Quan's daughter. Then out of absolutely nowhere during a tear-jerking scene a freaking ninja attacks him with a sword, and just to remind you that this is a Van Damme movie he is kick-boxed out of a window.
This is a very different type of movie for Van Damme. If I hadn't seen "JCVD" previously I would be more surprised than I am, but still the acting qualities he shows in this are far and above any of his 90's work. I don't think he even smiles once in Wake of Death, but I guess there isn't much to smile about. There is a lot of tender piano music and quiet scenes throughout but they aid the story well, unlike the usual cliche tender piano music played in action movies when something bad happens. Van Damme has become a much better emotional actor in his later years work.
Van Damme gathers his club associates as a small vigilante posse and takes down the first pawn in his game of revenge, Andy Wang (Tom Wu). They go to his brothel/hotel wearing balaclavas and very swiftly take out all his henchmen guards, leaving JCVD with the cool job of blowing Wang away with a shotgun to the head: "This is for my wife!". This is more like a Dolph Lundgren movie at this moment, but the characterisation of Van Damme's club associates is something from a Tarantino movie. One has a strong accent, one is in a wheel chair, they play cards and make espressos. Then together as a family of sorts, brutally torture a guy with a god damnned POWER DRILL. There is serious glee on their faces as they plunge the drill into the guys arms and legs - one of the most painful (literally) scenes to watch in any Van Damme movie I know, but a hugely effective information gathering technique.
I really enjoyed Wake of Death. When summarised on the back of a DVD cover the plot looks very similar to any other DTV action movie. But JCVD's honed acting skills and the interesting characters added into the mix, along with the eclectic soundtrack and cool cinematography, make it stand out from the crowd. It's not all high tea and crumpet cinema though - there is a sweet motorbike chase through a mall, a car chase with exploding tanker truck and a by-the-numbers shootout ending on a boat (it reminded me a bit of the ending from Back in Action actually) with twin Desert Eagles and a guy falling off the ships mast, all before finally killing Quan and getting his son back. Hooray!
Next up: perhaps a lesser-appreciated Schwarzenegger movie.
The Video:
An excellent presentation overall on this R4 disc. I bought this in a 3-pack with Legionnaire and In Hell on separate discs on one of those compilations that Sony has been putting in recent years here in Australia (you can get other JCVD 3-packs, Steven Seagal packs, Wesley Snipes, Dolph Lundgren, and others - they are great value). The picture and audio were both crisp and clean, with a nice 16:9 video and a dynamic surround soundtrack.
Sourced From:
eBay for $4.25 for the three aforementioned movies.
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